From Mama Kat’s writer’s workshop: What did they get into now? Describe a time your toddler got into something they shouldn’t have.
Oh this should be fun reliving!
Christmas 2010. Shealynn, who was only 2 1/2 at the time, got a Disney Princess makeup set from her Nana =/ Well we waited about 6 months to even let her see… I explained to her MANY times that ONLY MOMMY would do her makeup. Just like I had explained that she is to NEVER touch my makeup…
So I finally took it down and did her makeup =]
She loved it! A couple of days after that she begged & BEGGED for me to do her makeup again… Only this time she wanted to use some of mommy’s makeup. (Being in the Marine Corps for four years I HARDLY EVER wore makeup, so since I’ve been out I’ve slowly expanded my collection… My newest addition was my MAC powder, concealer, eyeshadow & gel eyeliner – pretty pricey stuff!)
I gave in and gave her some pretty red lips and smoky eyes =]
Gorgeous right? That’s about as close as she’ll get to Toddlers and Tiaras! A couple of days later, Shealynn was supposed to be playing in her toy room and I was downstairs feeding Isabella… Shealynn peers over the banister and says in the guiltiest voice I have ever heard “Mommy, I didn’t do anything”
AGHHHH I FLIPPED!!!!!! I ran upstairs and immediately burst into tears! I sounded like a 5 year old yelling at her! “You’re so mean! Why did you do that to mommy’s makeup?!?!?!?!?!”
Yeah… I’m still recovering!
Everything short of taking a wire hanger and breaking my water myself! All I can say is come 11.11.11 I am locking myself in a padded room & with my luck I’ll be the only one that dies on 12.21.2012! Tell me about your too creepy to be a coincidence situations!
